Rick Santorum launches CUM: Conservatives Unite Moneybomb
Seriously.
No. NO. This can’t be real. It is real. Oh my God, it’s real.
this is the greatest day of my life.
WHY WOULD HE
DOES HE NOT KNOW
HOW DOES HE THINK THAT WILL BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY
DYING
CRYING.
NO. STOP. NOAISDOFIAOPISOPIAKJSOPIAS FNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
omg i’m looking at the page and i can’t believe it is he trying to roll with the frothy lube thing or
But. His name. And the acronym. Oh no. We don’t even need to joke about this. We just need to put it on the table and...
*Buries his face in his hands* Ohhhh dear. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert don’t even need writers, the jokes make...
Has he GOOGLED his name????? Oh my god, this is classic.
I have a funny taste in my mouth over this.
I’ll still bash him to death
This just in: Rick Santorum becomes impossible to parody.
Well. This is just too much for me to swallow.
No publicity is bad publicity for Frothy McGee…

